OK GUYS THIS THE ACTUAL OFFICIAL ROLE PLAY THREAD BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT A BAR ROLEPLAY SUCKS. SERIOUSLY WHO THE -blam!- THOUGHT A BAR ROLEPLAY WOULD BE A GOOD STARTING POINT FOR AN OFFICIAL ROLEPLAY THREAD. THIS THREAD WILL START A NEW IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
Location: Grassy hills surrounded by a small forest known as The Forest Of Alsret.
*Player Kimpy has arrived*
*Pulls out handgun*
*searches for others*
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*animu noise* *rprprp* *cringy rp action*
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This is stupid.
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sv_noclip sv_godmode Okay, where's the final boss?
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*Somewhere off-world, a vessel just...sits there.* [spoiler]/\\ "Scans are complete; nothing but trees, oceans, long forgotten buildings overgrown by nature, and random organics with guns." /|||\ "Is there anything we do know of this world?" /\\ "No, shipmaster. Should we deploy several Legion'ri squads to investigate?" /|||\ "Yes, but monitor them. We can't have 'unexpected' squad losses. If something actually goes wrong, send Ka'Legion'ri as backup. If they fail, send [scout fighter/gunships] to acquire further data before we can deploy a tactically flexible force." /\\ "If that fails?" /|||\ "We return to the nearest [Mobile Station/Bulwark/Phalanx] and report what we know, and gather additional, varied, forces. We would then come back here. From then we will cease using plans." /\\ "And if, in the first place, they don't shoot?" /|||\ "Then we will not send armies backed with [Assault/LGN_Scarab]s."[/spoiler] [spoiler] / = Other unit. /\\ = Officer responsible for strategic scans and suggestions for tactics. /|||\ = Kal'eon equivalent of shipmaster.[/spoiler]
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*looks around* *strangles self*