You ever look at an inanimate object, an animal, or even food, and just wonder, "What if they could talk?"
Me neither. But let's do it anyways. If objects, animals, (or food) could speak, what would you want it to be, and why?
I'd choose my iPod. I wonder if it hates my music.
[spoiler]I'm out of ideas here.[/spoiler]
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Animals can talk, just not in your language. I wish my Destiny disc could talk so it could explain why it sucks.