[url=/en/News/News?aid=12337]The Dark Below[/url]
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For the first week I defended Destiny. Week 2 and 3 I offered suggestions on how to turn the game around. Now, I'm just looking forward to DA Inquisition, AC Unity, and MCC. This game is a sham. This game is a travesty. This game is a mockery. This game is a traveshamockery. For the time and money put into development on Destiny they could have at least had a story line that made sense. "You have been brought back to life by robo-Dinkledge. We will call you 'guardian'. The giant orb thing that travels through space is known as "the traveler." The traveler has given you bad ass super powers. Every story must have a good and evil so let's say the traveler is good, since it gave you bad ass super powers. We'll say that the good side is the light. Now there is something out there, nobody knows what, but something out there has to be the evil side. We'll call that "the darkness!" Yes, very sinister. Since we don't know what the darkness actually is, you should go kill these aliens unquestioningly. Why? Hmmm...they serve the darkness? Yes, yes, they serve the darkness. The traveler has given you bad ass super powers so you should use them to go kill these different alien things that we will say serve the darkness. Enter the "stranger" who says, "do what you've been doing and kill shit, and if you live, come find me and I will give you more shit to kill. In order to kill this shit you must go see the "queen." The Queen will tell you what to kill so you can get something that will allow you to go to a place where you can kill something else. Once you've done this, I will give you my gun, so you can kill more shit." Oh yeah, and there is a "speaker" who speaks for the traveler. He tells you....things. Not many things though, as he is the voice of a dead planetoid, and dead planetoids don't have many things to say. After you have killed shit for some time the "architects" will unlock more of the universe for you to travel to and...kill shit. The end...for now. Please insert your wallet to continue the story of how much shit you'll get to kill.