Now, this is the story all about how Bungie got destiny-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how IT became the unawesome game! In West of the Tower, born and raised On the moon is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some Hive outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood It started with a little patch and we got scared, And then they said, we are going to start nerf the game. I begged and pleaded with bungie the other day But they packed my shards and sent me on my way She gave me a green gun and then she gave me my glimmer I put my Ghost on and said, "I might as well kick it!" First class, yo this is bad Flying a rusty ship , with a zoo inside Is this what the people of Moon are livin' like Hmmm, This is not alright. But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Advanced Modern Warfare Well, uh, the ship landed and when I came out There was a dude look like a cop standin' wavin' my name out I ain't tryin' to get killed yet, I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a sparrow and when it came near The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this sparrow was rare I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the sparry, "Yo homes, smell you later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Warfare!