You ever look at an inanimate object, an animal, or even food, and just wonder, "What if they could talk?"
Me neither. But let's do it anyways. If objects, animals, (or food) could speak, what would you want it to be, and why?
I'd choose my iPod. I wonder if it hates my music.
[spoiler]I'm out of ideas here.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 11/6/2014 10:42:55 AMThis body pillow. [spoiler]It'd say tsundere things to me and be my waifu. Then we'd have a domestic dispute and we'd have no way of providing for our many half-pillow children.[/spoiler]