I already used :
- Today at work was so stressful, gotta clear my mind and calm myself looking at the earth from the moon...
- Let me take care of the children this whole weekend and take some rest, but at least let me play in peace just for tonite
- I bought you this new bag from LV, nice huh? You like it? Yes sure go on and try it, show your friends, take selfies, take your time.... (switching on the PS4 without any comment from wife)
Got any other ideas guys? girls? :)
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Here's one that works for me: I just worked all day, now I am going to play some games for a while - because I want to. Grow the -blam!- up - are you dating your goddamned mother????