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Edited by StudyOfWumbo:
9/18/2014 2:51:58 AM
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You're now a Temporary God
You are now a temporary god.
You can perform 5 acts that can change the world or you can -blam!- shit up an go crazy.
Id fix the crazyness going on in the Middle East, sort that shit out
Then id fix hunger an thirst in Africa, preferably by a hilarious chain of events involving a meteor and the ocean...you see where I'm going with that
Then id mess with random stuck up kids till they get scared shitless. Essentially messing with their heads, moving shit around pretending they are being haunted basically.
Id make every kids tv station revert to actual normal 70% cartoon 30% sitcom shows so at least i could save one generation with normal programming and not programming directed at teens and not a younger demo. (I've noticed some kids networks play more sitcoms than cartoons. Why?) essentially id revert the programming to between 1990-2005 shows that way they can watch good shows.
Id make Starbucks and any company able to make it, unable to make pumpkin spice lattes, teenage girls lose their minds.
What would you do?
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10 Replies0: Become Koldraxon (aka: Ascend into permanent god-ness, then reset count). [spoiler]1: Drop 3 shards of Kol into Britan and other places, evenly spaced and left to grow, when people find them the area would be filled up by a perfect perimeter'd area of the edible crystal that can do many things. 2: Influence governments and have them make -real- decisions. Applies to any body similar to a government. 3: Petrol companies stop needing to harvest petroleum. Use eco-friendly resources. 4: Any wars that happen in the future will be more like playing PONG. In space. 5: Hand humanity schematics for short and long-range portal devices and artificial gravity. Then say "Humankind. Now is the time to see what universe you're living in. These schematics provided will help you on your perilous journey. If you find any Mass Relays, don't use them unless you're really mad. If you find Halos... Just don't release the Flood." Then add 2 more things. 6 (after previous 5 take effect): Send a Kal'eon ship to humankind. Develop relations. Have humankind get grips on Forerunner tech before Covenant even find a Halo or similar. 7: Give humankind universal (proper universal at that) translators.[/spoiler]
