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Edited by MrSkaMMer:
11/9/2014 12:02:55 PM
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Aksor really is a priest!
So here I am on yet another bloody tiger strike for The Last Word (or just one exotic primary), shooting Archon Priest Aksor to death once again... Well, I jump out the way as soon as he melees me and he sends me flying across the freaking map RIGHT into a [b]Legendary Leg Engram[/b]! (Like anybody cares about those).
Now in a somewhat decent mood, I shake Aksor's 4 hands and give him his deserved asswhooping. With that engram and 6 blue other ones, I make a visit to the bastard Cryptarch, Rahool, who transforms it into 3 Ascendant Energies without hesitation. But in turn, I get a package. Well, [b]Archon Priest Aksor must've slapped some fallen blessing into me[/b] because I now have a [b]Legendary Heavy Weapon Engram[/b] (again, who cares about those).
Without a single inch of faith for something good in me, I crack it open. Lo and Behold, Aksor actually DID slap some blessing into me because I now have [b]Gjallarhorn[/b]! [b]THE MORALE OF THIS STORY IS:[/b] Only when you have lost all faith shall [u]Aksor [/u]take pity on you.
[quote]Xur @NineAgent: Oh shucks. I brought the wrong rocket.[/quote]
Well SCREW Rahool and you too, Xur, because Archon Priest Aksor finally came through for me!
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I wish i could have the vex send me back into the old days so i could have my old characters back. Also, i remember this post . ;)
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6 RepliesMate i wouldnt shake hands with him... He is a preist - That just got out of prison... Why do preists usually goto prison? Thats right... Theres probably a few young choir dregs with shattered lives he has left in his wake. I'm sure they got seduced with gjallahorns too. Count youself lucky. If he send you more stuff or letters let the authorities know.
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SWIGGITY SWUMPITY I NECROBUMP THEE ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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I got a MIDA earlier this week from roc on Aksor! Also got my favorite legendary ship from him. He's the only boss I've gotten decent drops from.
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7 RepliesEdited by SwordOwl: 2/6/2015 4:26:35 PMHmmm...The Will of The Nine feels greatly disturbed... It is as if [i]something[/i] has disrupted Their monopoly of Exotic items... Oh well. I had better get going. I need to get to the Tower in time to make [u]absolutely [/u]sure that[i] every[/i] Guardian has the No Land Beyond.
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Same thing here..lost all hope turned in a legendary engram with no expectations and boom* exotic thunk! Gjally on the side of my screen! To bad it was my second one
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Reminds me of one of the G-cards as told by Cayde-6 "the Vandal and I met eyes, surrounded by hive. We started killing them together, we didn't shake hands or anything. Do their kind shake hands? Which hand would you shake? Seems like a complicated ordeal." Or something like that lol
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1 ReplyAllahu aksor
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1 Reply[b][i][u]A sale, from the Prison of Elders[/u][/i][/b]
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Lmao You finally prayed to the right God
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Congrats mate!
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4 RepliesWait legendary engrams still drop
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all hail Aksor!
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1 ReplyEdited by MLA Blake: 1/29/2015 8:39:11 PM
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Can you get exotics from Tiger Strikes still? I assumed they moved to ROC strike drops instead
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I got my second mida from him two nights ago
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Seriously I've seen a lot more posts of people getting the ghallahorn from a legendary engram. This is like the 5th one and I can't get the hawkmoon or the horseman from any of mine.
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Hey hey hey hey hey, no, hawkmoon is truly the lord here, praise hawkmoon, hawkmoon, hawkmoon
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Aksor nerf incoming
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Let dat priest slap yo booty and u get a Ghorn
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 1/28/2015 4:22:50 PMAll hail Broom Bot and his son RNGesus! Down with the purple ball!
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4 RepliesHe touches little dregs and forgives bungie for there sins.
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2 RepliesMy faith still lies with the Purple Ball. WORSHIP THE PURPLE BALL! [spoiler]WOOORRRSSSHHHIIIPPPP ITTT!!![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIs he the son of RNGesus? Does that mean that RNGesus is a fallen? Maybe that's why none of us have good luck....
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6 RepliesYou can tell he is a priest, he tea bags you.
