Isint it so awkward when you go to a family reunion and you see all your EX's again?
[spoiler][i]Wumbos joke of the day is brought to you by: The south: Where if every girl you've slept with isint your sister, you aren't doing it right.[/i][/spoiler]
BOOM TWO JOKES IN ONE. BEAT THAT!
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Here's a good one. Two rednecks were sitting in a bar discussing their favorite sex positions. One of them says, "I think rodeo would have to my favorite". The other one says, "I've never heard of that one, what is it?" So the first guy says, "You sit on your wife's back with your hands on her boobs and say, 'these feel just like your sister's' and then you have to try and stay on for 8 seconds".