Come in, have a seat, and tell me about your problems. Help me to help you to help yourself. If you need someone to talk to about anything...I'm here. I shall do the best I can to help you through your troubles, and I got a B+ in Psychology, so it will be a supremely mediocre attempt too!
So, let's get started... *adjusts my glasses and clicks my pen*
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I'm perfectly fine, sir. Don't believe those reports about us Spartans having mild sociopathic tendencies. We're just more reserved than the rest to conserve our energy.
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I despise everything, I'm unhappy at all given times, and feel like sleeping.
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I have had very little sleep these last few nights. I am often alone, but I constantly hear voices. I wear the same clothes all the time. All the doors I try to go to are always locked shut. I'm in a dark place.
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Why don't we talk about your problems, you seem to feel lonely and rejected since you bumped your own post.Why did you feel the need to bump yourself?
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What's the meaning of life?
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I've attempted suicide. Wat do?
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I killed a man once..
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Bump.