I mean, I understand 100%. Hunters are stuck with a Gasmask, I get a trench coat. Titans get a butt flag, I get mad bling; and by mad I mean my arm is on fire (help!). Hunters run with knives? while I Jedi Slap these hoes. You know what though? I get it, Warlocks are the master race. Shhhhhhhhhhhshshshshshhhh... Just be still. I empathize for any of you Hunters who were allowed to play in the garbage as a child, so it's okay. I forgive you for not being as [b][i][u]FABULOUS[/u][/i][/b] as moi. Titans... Well, words don't do justice to describe the lack of yours.
[spoiler]This thread is just for shits and giggles, if you're here to insult me; expect my shit giving level to stay at zero. If you're here to RolePlay/ defend the honor of your character, welcome.[/spoiler]
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Edited by ADHDramb0: 11/13/2014 5:13:21 PMAs the blade and barrel of the battlefield, hunters are able to play many roles in any fight. From setting you ablaze with Golden Gun or slashing you down with Arc Blade, expect a hunter to be prepared for any situation. Whether it be hand cannon or pulse rifle, many of us are men and women -robots included- who should humbly accept death when it comes yet defy the inevitable when the chance comes. Leave to a hunter to be the one to aim for the head. To be the most agile. Reliable. The fun person on your fireteam. The person -or robot- to have your back, whether it be from a snipers distance away or right by your side. ._.
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Warlocks cry too much, Nerf Warlocks
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I've no need to defend my honor when I'm the one that'll be pulling your ass out of the fire. My titanic honor speaks for itself.
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Atleast Hunters and Titans dont send guardians to get brutally murdered by our enemies.
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Edited by Autumn Hunter: 11/13/2014 3:38:30 PMAnyone who isn't envious of our hunter cloaks is in denial! What's that? I can't hear you over the swoosh of my cape!
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yeh the red guys get mad when you try to give em the ole high five in crucible :/
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Hunters require skill, warlocks do not. Those who choose hunters but cannot handle the skill it takes, shall accept death as it is. Blade dancer doesn't count.
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I switched my main to a warlock recently.
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Edited by x22player22x: 11/13/2014 2:33:31 PMEXCUSE ME! It's pimp slap not Jedi slap and I be slapping dem ho's like they owe me money
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There ain't no lookin fabulous without a cape sweetie. Oooh and we gotta do something about dat hair
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My butt flag is awesome. Come play flag football with me, oh wait you cant with that friendship bracelet lol
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Titans have full armor, you are stuck with a dress :/
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Edited by Razzupaltuff: 11/13/2014 3:24:32 PMWarlocks and their exhibitionist coats ... :p
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I like my butt-flag. It describes the origins of my species :) Classy, and educational. Always wondered: Why does the Warlock's armband on http://www.bungie.net (Destiny Launch Gameplay Trailer) look like a light-up willy?
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At least I don't wear a dress...
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I got a cool hoodie and can kill an enemy way across the mao with my knife throwing skills. Dont make me go all bladedancer on your ares...;)
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Incorrect use of semicolon is incorrect. [spoiler] Shits and giggles, right?[/spoiler]
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We warlocks are engaged to giant amazonian woman, for thats why we have a giant ass ring on our arm!
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Titans have an armor, hunters and warlock only clothes XD titans are better, and my butt flag is amazing XD
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Stay out of my Bubble! Filthy Plebian! :D
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Yeah right your arm condoms , trash bag hoods and ass flaps mean nothing to me , for I , cryptarch hold the fate of your engrams in my hands . I shall give you ascendant energy untill you admit that I am superior.
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I actually like this thread [spoiler]I play as a Hunter, and yes I played in trash as a child[/spoiler]
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Can't beat the dance
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I'm so awesome my helmets sprout Mohawks in awe and my fancy butt flaps keep the dust out of my junk.
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I'm sorry but, do you get countless cheers as you parade through the city? Millions of roses thrown at your feet by adoring robot women. Thousands of babies to sign? No? Yeah, Titan all the way dweeb.
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I couldn't hear you over how loud my cape is. Sweet bathrobes you guys get, though. Y'all look extremely comfortable.