originally posted in:TheLollipopGuild
So, what does everybody think about how crime and punishment should be dealt with in our new communist nation? I propose the following:
Not being an egalitarian: lynching by the populace (wouldn't need a punishment because the public would go vigilante on your ass)
Stealing: if it's for a good cause (ie you're literally starving) you should be given food and water sent to jail for 3 years. If not lynching by the populace
Murder: lynching by the populace
Pretending to be better than anybody else: lynching by populace
Other crimes: lynching by populace or if serious enough the government will make a new law about it.
Every town will have a noose tree in the center marketplace where these lynchings will take place.
Every town who lynches and hangs at least one person per year will get extra food for the winter.
This is the future way law will be run.
Convert before you are lynched.
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No that is sad
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Make them all argue with Desticles. They'll kill themselves and save everyone the trouble.
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Why all this lynching? I propose death by death by public firing squad
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I think that for each person you lynch, you should get a dollar. That's fair right? I mean, it's not exactly communist but who cares?
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Bump for awareness