Lets hear em flood. Start a pickup line but switch the second half to sound more like an insult.
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2 RepliesHey baby, the name's Lenny. By the looks of it, that might also be yours. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・゚[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYour body reminds me of someone famous....oh yeah you definitely look like the michilen man.
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Your eyes are like the stars...so far apart.
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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven, cause you are as ugly as the devil
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2 RepliesI'm going to slice open your stomach with a knife and chew on your intestines.
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1 ReplyYour teeth are like the Ten Commandments. All broken
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1 ReplyYou have the most beautiful eyes. You might want to keep them closed when I cheese on your face.
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2 RepliesYour eyes are beautiful. They almost take the attention away from your crooked teeth.
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11 RepliesSo baby how about you open your legs and let me eat my way to your heart.
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Your blonde, I'm blonde. What do you say we go back to my place and do something dumb?
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Edited by Cal Exabyte: 12/6/2014 10:14:24 PMHey, you look like my mom!
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1 ReplyHey babe, you look like my NEXT girlfriend.
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Did it hurt when you broke through the crust as you ascended from Hell?
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1 ReplyDid it hurt when you fell from heaven, cause it looks like you fell on your face.
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3 RepliesDid you fall from heaven wait...no... Oh right I'm sure it burnt when you crawled up from hell....
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2 RepliesHoly shit what happened to your face? Here I'll stop all of this right now if you tell me why It looks like you face planted a belt sander.
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1 ReplyLet me put my sword in your sheath. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by TaticoolBadger: 12/6/2014 5:04:32 PMYou are worthless reproduce with me
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2 RepliesI'm not normally the type to approach a woman but there's something about the smell of stale cigarettes and body odor that just drives a man wild.. ;)
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2 RepliesExcuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you look through binoculars. [i]-Chick Magnet Pro-tips, a Krackenawake handbook.[/i]
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2 RepliesDid it hurt when you fell from heaven? I mean, there IS a giant ass crater in the middle of Lake Ontario. I thought that was you...
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5 RepliesHey baby,did you fall from heaven? Because so did satan and we all know how that ended.
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Do you have sunglasses ? Because your teeth are so yellow they blind me.
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3 Repliesey bby did you gain 1000tons or is dat just me?
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Edited by Inspectorfreely: 12/6/2014 2:14:19 PMHey girl, did you fall from Heaven? Because your face looks [u]f[/u]ucked up