Xur just won't seem to sell my my Sunbreakers! He won't even sell me the Sunbreaker telemetry! This is absolutely ridiculous and I don't know why I ever picked Destiny over Monopoly! I'm going back to board games this is ludicrous, outrageous, and unfathomable! Good day sir's!
[spoiler]#Satire #Forthegiggles #Sonotserious #Demsunbreakers[/spoiler]
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Don't get your hopes up: Parker Bros. told me that I would be a special person and have my own special-person figurine, but it turns out anyone can get the same super special special-person figurine I had with enough time and effort. This is inexcusable, egregious, and blasphemous! I'm going back to hoop-and-stick.