Be a Hagelstein TODAY. Fight for your right to causally drunk call grandma and troll gran papa, even if they may be fictional characters in twilight. I propose that we band together under a common goal: "hello". If we stand together we may stand a chance against lvl 12s. TODAY IS A DAY FOR UPRISING! And Dinklebot's body is at the ready! Always seeking new Hagelsteins and HagAlliances. As a famous once said "Life is hard. After all, it kills you". So join today because we are very selective in our unselectivity (and ironically our irony). Sincerely- A fellow Hagelstein