originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again.
[u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?"
"I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list."
"Can we go to the Tower real quick?"
[Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)."
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[u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?"
"I've done this same strike (insert) times now!"
Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!"
"Behind us! Behind us!"
"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!"
"Watch out for (insert enemy)"
"Don't die!"
"I got one shot."
"Okay I'm gonna leave and come back."
"Anybody know a good spot for the boss?"
"Wait, thats it?"
"Omg, finally!"
"I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!"
"What? I get nothing?"
"Sigh.. I got crap.. again..."
"RNGezus hates me."
"Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!"
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[u][b]Patrol[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got a good farming run."
"Ooh, there's a chest!"
"(insert material) over here!"
"They need to put in Sparrow Racing!"
"Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!"
"Have you seen this glitch?"
"I'm doing the (insert) bounty."
"Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?"
"I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)"
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[u][b]Tower[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)"
"What shader is that?"
"Where is Xur?"
"I just ranked up (insert faction)"
"Let's see what Cryptarch will give me."
"I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent."
"I got a package from the Post Master."
"I just got a random invite."
"Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?"
"Why is everyone dancing around me?"
"Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!"
"Hey, do you know how to get up here?"
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[u][b]Raid[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)"
"Don't open the chest until we're all here."
"How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?"
"How many Gjallarhorns have we got?"
"Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?"
"Oracles!"
"To the bat cave!"
[Gorgons] "No double jumping."
[Gorgons] "Stick together guys"
"Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?"
[Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?"
"Does everybody understand whats going on?"
"I've got the relic."
"Who's geting the relic?"
[Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side)
"Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!"
"It only sent two of us!"
"I'm glitched in the portal!"
"Yep. Thats a wipe guys."
"Come on guys, we can do this!"
"Everybody to the middle!"
"We need a bubble at (insert) seconds."
"One more cycle and he's done!"
"Yes, we did it!"
"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"
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[u][b]Crucible[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got the flag!"
"I never get to hold the flag.."
"I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose."
"I hate this map."
"Ah yes, this is my favourite map!"
"Where the F did he come from?"
"They're all at (insert location)"
"Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)"
"I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!"
"Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!"
"Thats Bullsh*t!"
"How did that kill me? I was around the corner!"
"See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!"
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Oh look a purple engram!! Oh wait no its blue -.-
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Raid - Templar fight Watch out for the herpes
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the F word...a Lot. [quote]are you Fing kidding me! no Fing way that just happened! what the F!![/quote]
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"Thats bullsh*t" can confirm this is accurate
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Pretemplar conflux defense: Im soloing right side Left side how ru doin? Just saw there was a sacrifice... ...we're good, we got it Ok, ...(another left side sacrifice) hey guys how u doin over there??? ...we're good, we're good Let me know if u wanna switch sides ...I don't know where they're coming from Middle, whats it look like by u... do u need help 3rd left side sacrifice /facepalm
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What I hear a lot & say a lot tho include: Praetorian/Minotaur [insert direction] Popping a consumable. How many rounds was that? (Oracles) I'm marked! Go to the middle go to the middle!!! Don't stand next to the left wall. Strikes: Wtf is this guy doing?
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-blam!-...
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-blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!- -blam!-. I hate shotguns
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WOW. Raid is dead on haha. Reading it going "heard it.....heard it.......heard it.....heard it" good lols
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Edited by DEZARATH: 11/18/2014 8:45:29 AMI get the Archon Priest down to a sliver of health. I'm about to finish him off. You have died. Stealth Vandal. MUTHEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH You can see where it's going, for about ten minutes.
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Edited by j3zm0n7e: 11/18/2014 12:57:52 PMI like telling my fireteam everytime i lvl up Rahool they love it I'm gonna start doing neebs (from battlefield friends) style just to please them even more 51 times and counting
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-blam!-ing Pineapple!
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Everywhere: *yaaaawn*
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PvP: "What the F I got one shot meleed but I can never do that!!!" "F'in shot gun users!!!" *dies* "oh wow" *goes on a hand cannon headshot spree* "OOO HEADSHOT HEADSHOT HEADSHOT" hahaha
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In PvP " oh Shit!!Fist of panic!!" Looks at th feed bottom left one orb lmfao
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Raid - "wipe'' - ''I died because *insert reason nobody cares about* - ''Throw grenades down guys'' - ''Relic holder don't move'' - ''5 seconds left guys everyone out OUT OUT OUT!!'' - ''Yo wtf I spawned outside an suppression field I swear I didn't jump'' - ''Alright so we leave and comeback once you are at the Gatekeepers entrance'' - ''Yo this is the best team I've played with so far'' - ''Don't worry this was only our *insert rng* try, we'll get it eventually''
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"Ouch." Running my Sparrow into a wall "Let's ride!" Doing Patrols
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Shit shit shit... i'm down
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(When facing praetorians that are charging in the vog) Me: he's on top of me Team mate: thats what she said And for some reason it never gets old, you would think I'd have learned by now.
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Edited by Rysterlerge: 11/18/2014 7:06:17 AMsimply three things commonly said, "I knew it...."(whenever any of us die by a special by anyone in crucible) "THIS GODDAMN ________" fill in the mobs name be it wizard/vandal/captain/knight/boss/player's.name or anything else. "WHY WOULD YOU TRY AND (PUNCH/SLAP/KNIFE) IT" "sorry guys couldn't help it... i was in the moment" do i have to even explain?
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"F***ing bladedancer." - Any member of my clan in Crucible, including fellow Bladedancers.
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so true
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Things I constantly say: (Headshots) "Boop" (Desperately running away with critically low health) "Nope... nope... NOPE... NOPE..." (etc.) Raiding: (Pre-Templar fight) "And remember, DO NOT open up with a rocket launcher. You might get caged." (A few seconds later) "Told you not to open up with a rocket launcher!" (alt.) "What did I just say?!"
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The raid ones are on point. +1
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"Oh look.. more energy" "Oh look.. more energy" "Oh look.. more energy" "Oh look.. more energy" "Oh look.. i have 200 energy and still need armor" "That kid so f******* lucky" "gg get spawn killed random" "of course the random gets (insert good reward)" "RNG BUNGIES PAYROLL!! F***!!" "another error code baboon" "another error code baboon" "another error code baboon" "im done with this f****** game"
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Raid "Praetorian. Praetorian guys. GUYS THE PRAETORIAN! GUYS GET THE -blam!-IN PRAETORIAN! IT WON'T DIE! FKKK!" "Everyone's Icebreakers loaded? Let's go."