originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again.
[u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?"
"I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list."
"Can we go to the Tower real quick?"
[Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)."
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[u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?"
"I've done this same strike (insert) times now!"
Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!"
"Behind us! Behind us!"
"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!"
"Watch out for (insert enemy)"
"Don't die!"
"I got one shot."
"Okay I'm gonna leave and come back."
"Anybody know a good spot for the boss?"
"Wait, thats it?"
"Omg, finally!"
"I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!"
"What? I get nothing?"
"Sigh.. I got crap.. again..."
"RNGezus hates me."
"Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!"
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[u][b]Patrol[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got a good farming run."
"Ooh, there's a chest!"
"(insert material) over here!"
"They need to put in Sparrow Racing!"
"Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!"
"Have you seen this glitch?"
"I'm doing the (insert) bounty."
"Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?"
"I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)"
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[u][b]Tower[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)"
"What shader is that?"
"Where is Xur?"
"I just ranked up (insert faction)"
"Let's see what Cryptarch will give me."
"I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent."
"I got a package from the Post Master."
"I just got a random invite."
"Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?"
"Why is everyone dancing around me?"
"Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!"
"Hey, do you know how to get up here?"
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[u][b]Raid[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)"
"Don't open the chest until we're all here."
"How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?"
"How many Gjallarhorns have we got?"
"Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?"
"Oracles!"
"To the bat cave!"
[Gorgons] "No double jumping."
[Gorgons] "Stick together guys"
"Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?"
[Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?"
"Does everybody understand whats going on?"
"I've got the relic."
"Who's geting the relic?"
[Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side)
"Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!"
"It only sent two of us!"
"I'm glitched in the portal!"
"Yep. Thats a wipe guys."
"Come on guys, we can do this!"
"Everybody to the middle!"
"We need a bubble at (insert) seconds."
"One more cycle and he's done!"
"Yes, we did it!"
"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"
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[u][b]Crucible[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got the flag!"
"I never get to hold the flag.."
"I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose."
"I hate this map."
"Ah yes, this is my favourite map!"
"Where the F did he come from?"
"They're all at (insert location)"
"Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)"
"I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!"
"Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!"
"Thats Bullsh*t!"
"How did that kill me? I was around the corner!"
"See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!"
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Raid "Praetorian. Praetorian guys. GUYS THE PRAETORIAN! GUYS GET THE -blam!-IN PRAETORIAN! IT WON'T DIE! FKKK!" "Everyone's Icebreakers loaded? Let's go."
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Edited by Loot Cave Rave: 11/17/2014 6:29:19 PM"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!" This is me ^^^^ all the time :D I find myself saying, when I go down, 'I'm down, make sure you don't die', as if it will be their fault if we fail despite it being me who went down first. A few daft ones: 'Why is (insert enemy) shooting my dead body?' 'F***, his shield just isn't coming off' 'I want one of those Hobgoblin fusion rifles!' 'Sh**, sh**, sh** I need some cover!' 'How did he get me from THERE?!' (crucible) 'Lucky bas****, he KNOWS he was lucky there' 'He just teleported away from my grenade' 'Sh**, I'm about to go down here guys' (backing up as a Praetorian teleports closer and closer towards me) 'Ohhh FFS, I've been kicked, invite me back in please?' 'Yes, levelled up my VG/Cryptarch, purple package........OH COME OHHHN, BLUES AGAIN?!' Wow, just realised how much I swear!
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my friends and i have a term we throw around whenever a bug or glitch happens that kills us all or makes us laugh. this term i speak of is bungied. whats that your doing the raid on hard mode? your up to atheon u say? he is at 5% and two of your team mates get teleported to venus you say? they managed to bring down the respawning pretorian and goblins u say? and killed all the oracles you say? as they approach the portal victory so close at grasp. Only the relic carrier goes through the portal for some reason, the poor hunter passed through but is still on venus. Confused and startled slowly darkness creeping over his perception. He rushes again through the portal to find himself back with his allies *hazzah* only to find his team mates a bloodied mess scattered across the halls of glass. the cause? teleporting supplicants and a dodgie sheild that allowes splash damage to go through... ahhh -blam!- we got bungied...
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Lol this girl I raided with last night was like "you guys know hole to go to into when he summons his legions right? Not my hole, their hole!" I started dying hahahaha
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10/10 could not stop laughing. "hey, who pushed me off??" killed me. :] thanks. My most frequent phrase in the raid is "wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe........"
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After I badass my way through a large group of enemies or bosses I yell "Titan gives NO -blam!-s" When I spot any sniper or stealth vandal, just before I kill it I can't help but mumble, "I see you Pepe le bitch.."
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wtf I know this first blood bounty is finished. Why does it say I have only one??
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Great post!
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That's f-ing Bullsheet, I shot him twice and stabbed him and I'm dead? *he dies a few seconds later* F-ing lag
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"I've got the flag!" "I never get to hold the flag.." "I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose." ...What effing flag? What game are you playing?
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The patrol ones are WAY too accurate
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Is "-blam!- this shit!" and logging off an option?
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Any time I kill someone with a shotgun, PvP or PvE i yell "MY HOUSE!"... not sure why. Home defense?
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Crucible: Fu*k that! That's fu*king bullsh*t.
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On patrol, see the HUD update that someone died nearby, go investigate: "How the **** did they die There!?"
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Unless I'm voice chatting, I say nothing. I feel nothing. I am nothing. Destiny, become a nothing!
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"Come one, come on! It's taking forever to load! I need Heavy ammo, already!" "Bungie needs to do something about the inventory load time in mid battle."
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Pure gold.
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"**** these menus!" Playing on 360 and trying to change weapons real quick, or use synthesis in the middle of firefight
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Edited by SaVaGeJuiceBox: 11/17/2014 9:22:58 PMIn crucible: "Oh good, once again i am the only titan..." "Suros regime, surprising..." "Blade dancer run!" "Blade dancer....meet my fist of havoc muthfuka!" "another bladedancer..." "Golden gun! I got hi-- nevermind..." "Golden gun run! HAHA YOU MISSE-- nevermind" "Golden gun, run!" "Golden gun, run!" "Wow, first game today without at least 6 hunters." "B is my home, bitch!" "bubble dance party at B!" In Story: "So i heard there are like seven chests in the vault of glass..." "Hey guys is light-switch on toda-- never mind, revive please..." "Oh look its one of those "Rare" times where my screen freezes at the loading screen...for the third time tonight" "Watch me t-bag this guy just standing here at the criptarch, its going to be hilarious..." "Dance party at the criptarch!" "Yay I got a legendary engram!" "Chest piece for a hunter..." "OOOOOO chatterwhite again...."
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VOG: Praetorian left/right!
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[quote]"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"[/quote] I just broke down laughing at this one... everytime! xD This thread is pure genius!
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I'm sure they are cheating.... While getting owned in pvp
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C'mon, Purple! Show me Ascendant anything! .... £}*%£_¥#€{!!
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Very Good!!! +1
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Edited by iPiggyluck: 11/17/2014 8:22:47 PMStrikes - nightfall : "I'll rejoin, wait me up guys..." Crucible : shaxx said, "30 seconds remaining". "Geronimo....!" while blazing the gun Raids : gatekeeper, "on 3...3" "ok....We can do this guys, 1 more try" Waiting for update/maintenance : "lets see forum, maybe interesting threads pop up"