originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again.
[u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?"
"I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list."
"Can we go to the Tower real quick?"
[Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)."
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[u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?"
"I've done this same strike (insert) times now!"
Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!"
"Behind us! Behind us!"
"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!"
"Watch out for (insert enemy)"
"Don't die!"
"I got one shot."
"Okay I'm gonna leave and come back."
"Anybody know a good spot for the boss?"
"Wait, thats it?"
"Omg, finally!"
"I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!"
"What? I get nothing?"
"Sigh.. I got crap.. again..."
"RNGezus hates me."
"Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!"
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[u][b]Patrol[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got a good farming run."
"Ooh, there's a chest!"
"(insert material) over here!"
"They need to put in Sparrow Racing!"
"Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!"
"Have you seen this glitch?"
"I'm doing the (insert) bounty."
"Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?"
"I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)"
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[u][b]Tower[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)"
"What shader is that?"
"Where is Xur?"
"I just ranked up (insert faction)"
"Let's see what Cryptarch will give me."
"I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent."
"I got a package from the Post Master."
"I just got a random invite."
"Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?"
"Why is everyone dancing around me?"
"Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!"
"Hey, do you know how to get up here?"
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[u][b]Raid[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)"
"Don't open the chest until we're all here."
"How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?"
"How many Gjallarhorns have we got?"
"Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?"
"Oracles!"
"To the bat cave!"
[Gorgons] "No double jumping."
[Gorgons] "Stick together guys"
"Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?"
[Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?"
"Does everybody understand whats going on?"
"I've got the relic."
"Who's geting the relic?"
[Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side)
"Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!"
"It only sent two of us!"
"I'm glitched in the portal!"
"Yep. Thats a wipe guys."
"Come on guys, we can do this!"
"Everybody to the middle!"
"We need a bubble at (insert) seconds."
"One more cycle and he's done!"
"Yes, we did it!"
"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"
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[u][b]Crucible[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got the flag!"
"I never get to hold the flag.."
"I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose."
"I hate this map."
"Ah yes, this is my favourite map!"
"Where the F did he come from?"
"They're all at (insert location)"
"Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)"
"I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!"
"Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!"
"Thats Bullsh*t!"
"How did that kill me? I was around the corner!"
"See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!"
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Edited by iPiggyluck: 11/17/2014 8:22:47 PMStrikes - nightfall : "I'll rejoin, wait me up guys..." Crucible : shaxx said, "30 seconds remaining". "Geronimo....!" while blazing the gun Raids : gatekeeper, "on 3...3" "ok....We can do this guys, 1 more try" Waiting for update/maintenance : "lets see forum, maybe interesting threads pop up"
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WHY NO BOOTS!?!?!?!?!?
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Edited by I Joe Guitar I: 11/17/2014 3:19:45 PMHow does stating normal conversation validate making a thread. Are we really that bored in here.
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"Look, I can't solo BOTH portals... we need someone to grab the second relic for crying out loud!"
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The Quake 3 Multiplayer Announcer goes off in my head. "You've taken the lead." "Humiliation" "1 minute warning"
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Edited by Technomancer: 11/17/2014 7:33:39 PM[u][b]Nightfall Strikes [/b][/u]"F***ing Lightswitch!" [b][u]Activating Golden Gun[/u][/b] "Champion of the Sun! AHHH-AHHHHHH" (Personal saying of mine, from It's Always Sunny.)
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Edited by Earth Grael: 11/17/2014 7:11:14 PMyeah that jumping part for me is just psychotic laughter while i use my titans super to get across the gap unharmed. But what surprising is that most of the people i play with didn't know that... weird. edit: 1) my phone just loaded the last option, and that was how my last vault of glass run ended, and i already have chatter white... 2) in my games its mostly "got killed by (enemy name here), bring (gun name or element) with you"
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I hope this rando playing with us doesn't have a Tom personality (#2).
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Another -blam!-ing chatter white shader ! F u c k
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Code RED, Code Red everyone else is dead!!!
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Teleportin' muthf@@@a is somethin me n my peeps say ALL the time.
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"Wtf they spawned right on top of me" story of my life..
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This game sucks. Wish I didn't have to watch this cut scene for the umteenth time. This game sucks. Wow... these ships are such a waste. Makes a pile of cow shit is more useful. This game sucks. I really wish Activision wasn't the company publishing this game. Activision sucks.
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I wish I earned more Crucible marks so I don't have to spend the next hour bored out of my mind while I try to get that achievement for maxing them.
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PvP: I love my found verdict! Other- OP Why the -blam!- wont Bungie nerf that? omg i fell trough the map(Happens constantly on Venus. ) NO WAY. NO FKN WAY. MORE FKN ASCENDANT FKN ENERGY! I wish I'd get shards Xür brought sht again Still no Gjalar? Bullsh** 1hit wtf.. Stealth vandals r op NERF THE MAGE Imma 360 shotgun you to the face fgt. IMMA KILL THE BOSS IMMA DEPLOY THE GHOST
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So are we gonna beat the Templar legit? Cheesing him saves time. What? Like a minute? Are you in a hurry? Not really. Then WTF let's just kill him. Cheesing is easier and we get a chest. It's a couple of energies, are you low on energies? No, I have a hundred. Then let's just beat him. Cheesing is quicker. Plus I haven't fought him in so long I forgot how. Aauuuuggggh! Why do you even play this game?
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Crucible: "Ok guys, I have a super I've been saving for a rainy day!" "SPACE MAGIC!!!!!!" "Rushing Titan probably has super, look out!" *When activating Sunsinger* "PRAISE THE SUN!!!" "FLAME ON!!!" "SUUUUPAH!!!!"
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I hope this is in the right format for the forums: " -blam- blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam oh wow I'm still alive"
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So on point with this one. I'm crucible sometimes I get killed around corners but I don't die for 5 seconds. Sometimes you can even see the sniper trail going through the wall. Stupid lag. Other times I'll stick an enemy with a grenade and it will take a full 7 seconds for kill confirmation.
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-blam!- that splash damage.
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Raid: Who saw the Gorgon....
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We got Hobgobs in the courtyard!
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F*ck chatterwhite
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"Chest in here." "[Material] over here." "Dammit!" "F***ing hobgoblins! " "Yay, more green weapons/armor..."
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Damnit Doug(Dreg), get out of the way. Who's got the sharts?
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hey, hold this.............................BOOM!! i win.