originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again.
[u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?"
"I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list."
"Can we go to the Tower real quick?"
[Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)."
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[u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?"
"I've done this same strike (insert) times now!"
Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!"
"Behind us! Behind us!"
"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!"
"Watch out for (insert enemy)"
"Don't die!"
"I got one shot."
"Okay I'm gonna leave and come back."
"Anybody know a good spot for the boss?"
"Wait, thats it?"
"Omg, finally!"
"I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!"
"What? I get nothing?"
"Sigh.. I got crap.. again..."
"RNGezus hates me."
"Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!"
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[u][b]Patrol[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got a good farming run."
"Ooh, there's a chest!"
"(insert material) over here!"
"They need to put in Sparrow Racing!"
"Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!"
"Have you seen this glitch?"
"I'm doing the (insert) bounty."
"Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?"
"I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)"
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[u][b]Tower[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)"
"What shader is that?"
"Where is Xur?"
"I just ranked up (insert faction)"
"Let's see what Cryptarch will give me."
"I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent."
"I got a package from the Post Master."
"I just got a random invite."
"Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?"
"Why is everyone dancing around me?"
"Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!"
"Hey, do you know how to get up here?"
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[u][b]Raid[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)"
"Don't open the chest until we're all here."
"How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?"
"How many Gjallarhorns have we got?"
"Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?"
"Oracles!"
"To the bat cave!"
[Gorgons] "No double jumping."
[Gorgons] "Stick together guys"
"Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?"
[Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?"
"Does everybody understand whats going on?"
"I've got the relic."
"Who's geting the relic?"
[Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side)
"Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!"
"It only sent two of us!"
"I'm glitched in the portal!"
"Yep. Thats a wipe guys."
"Come on guys, we can do this!"
"Everybody to the middle!"
"We need a bubble at (insert) seconds."
"One more cycle and he's done!"
"Yes, we did it!"
"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"
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[u][b]Crucible[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got the flag!"
"I never get to hold the flag.."
"I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose."
"I hate this map."
"Ah yes, this is my favourite map!"
"Where the F did he come from?"
"They're all at (insert location)"
"Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)"
"I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!"
"Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!"
"Thats Bullsh*t!"
"How did that kill me? I was around the corner!"
"See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!"
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Crucible: FFS. That's the umph time in a row that guy got me from the back. ¤%&/!# Any PvE (mostly patrol though): When I am on a Precision shot spree. "BOOOM! Headshot!" (I am not proud of it).
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Ohhh i forgot When turning in a legendary engram: "Im not even going to get excited fuking cryptbitch will probably give me mats again..."
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Raid - "-blam!-ing died" all I hear on raids
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Tower 'Oh , I levelled up the cryptarch! You know what that means...2 free decoherent engrams!'
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You should start a [i]Hard Raid[/i] section. First entry: [i]ah shit (insert fireteam members name) just died, K let's kill ourselves. Again.[/i]
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Edited by Weesil xD: 11/17/2014 7:45:21 AMOracles on hard. "L1." "Where's L1?" "This isn't a PS controller...." "GODDAMN JUST SHOOT IT." *We all die* "How did we all die?" ..Happens a lot with randoms.. In Crucible. *Le sniping* "Awesome..he's not taking any damage." *FoH from behind...* "Seriously..? I wasn't even looking at you..Scrub." Again in Crucible.. "FUKING YOLO SUPERS THO"
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This is probably the most accurate post ive ever seen. Thats not sarcasm or over exaggeration, this is LITERALLY the most accurate and true post i have ever seen.
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My friends and I usually make puns using the names of exotics. Ex: "Okay guys let's hide in this cubby hole from the Legions. Just have a little Patience and Time." "Well, only two of us are alive, anyone got a Plan C?"
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SHARDS AGAIN GRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
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Edited by Drath: 11/17/2014 7:28:28 AMCrucible: What the hell?! How... I shot him like four times? Are you serious? Why does a level 5 need a LAST WORD! What the hell?! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna! I'm down. Wait, the enemy just died. You couldn't have done that 2 seconds before? Mission/ anything really. God damn... Just got kicked AGAIN guys. Damn Monkey. Let me reconnect. Re invite me when I get back.
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Lol they are all funny and true. Maybe add for crucible [quote]aww nearly had zone (insert)[/quote] and [quote]ROCKET!![/quote]. Just to name a couple. I say that I fair bit when in crucible.
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Must have heard each of those multiple times
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Make sure you add "HEAVY" for crucible
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Edited by AlexanderSolomon: 11/17/2014 7:10:12 AMDamn snipers! It a Minotaur! Shitshitshitshit! Run away run away! Edit: all in that order!
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Also in tower I am always asking where xur is ;)
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Lmao you should do a parody on that youtube vid "shit frat guys say"
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In raid or missions patrol. The saying can be "I got to use a synthesis real quick." or shit out of ammo using a synth
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There's almost nothing left to say. I feel like you could program a Stephen Hawkins talk box and press which phrase you wanted to say. We'd never have to talk.
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"Dam shotgun noob"
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I always say, "I forgot my bullets guys." As the raid loads up.
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"Xbox, eject disc!" JK, I've only got a 360...
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Patrol:"i am dreg murder master !!!!!!"
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hilarious, sir!
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I can confirm I've said every single one of these.
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I cant believe Xur sold [insert item name] this week. Destiny is now ruined.
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'Archon Priest can kiss my ass'