No seriously, pull a Mass Effect Citadel thing, imagine sauntering up to some random bar in the Tower, tossing a few back and eventually staggering out the door dry heaving and swaying while the world tips and bends around you and having the option to "annoy" other guardians and pick fights... Or just the option to do stupid shiz like that. No but seriously, bars in Destiny Tower, I'm just saying.
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Who says they're not already drunk? Have you ever seen them "dance"?