Things I say when I play by myself: "Why do I keep playing this cr*p?" "Rahool, you tight bastard!" "Ok, Dead Orbit Rank (insert insanely high number). Finally getting the revenant shader! Oh my god, ascendant shards again??" "I play this game waaayy too much!" "Goddammit I hate Suros Regime!" *respawns with The Last Word* "Done all the bounties, now what? This game sucks!" "Why can I never get the strike I want?" "Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into war with the cabal on Mars." "I suck in the crucible!" "How did he kill me when I was behind cover?" "Why does everyone go for Zone C at once?? Idiots!" "Why is no one going for Zone C?? Idiots!"