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Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again.
[u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?"
"I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list."
"Can we go to the Tower real quick?"
[Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)."
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[u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?"
"I've done this same strike (insert) times now!"
Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!"
"Behind us! Behind us!"
"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!"
"Watch out for (insert enemy)"
"Don't die!"
"I got one shot."
"Okay I'm gonna leave and come back."
"Anybody know a good spot for the boss?"
"Wait, thats it?"
"Omg, finally!"
"I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!"
"What? I get nothing?"
"Sigh.. I got crap.. again..."
"RNGezus hates me."
"Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!"
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[u][b]Patrol[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got a good farming run."
"Ooh, there's a chest!"
"(insert material) over here!"
"They need to put in Sparrow Racing!"
"Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!"
"Have you seen this glitch?"
"I'm doing the (insert) bounty."
"Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?"
"I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)"
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[u][b]Tower[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)"
"What shader is that?"
"Where is Xur?"
"I just ranked up (insert faction)"
"Let's see what Cryptarch will give me."
"I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent."
"I got a package from the Post Master."
"I just got a random invite."
"Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?"
"Why is everyone dancing around me?"
"Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!"
"Hey, do you know how to get up here?"
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[u][b]Raid[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)"
"Don't open the chest until we're all here."
"How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?"
"How many Gjallarhorns have we got?"
"Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?"
"Oracles!"
"To the bat cave!"
[Gorgons] "No double jumping."
[Gorgons] "Stick together guys"
"Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?"
[Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?"
"Does everybody understand whats going on?"
"I've got the relic."
"Who's geting the relic?"
[Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side)
"Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!"
"It only sent two of us!"
"I'm glitched in the portal!"
"Yep. Thats a wipe guys."
"Come on guys, we can do this!"
"Everybody to the middle!"
"We need a bubble at (insert) seconds."
"One more cycle and he's done!"
"Yes, we did it!"
"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"
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[u][b]Crucible[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got the flag!"
"I never get to hold the flag.."
"I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose."
"I hate this map."
"Ah yes, this is my favourite map!"
"Where the F did he come from?"
"They're all at (insert location)"
"Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)"
"I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!"
"Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!"
"Thats Bullsh*t!"
"How did that kill me? I was around the corner!"
"See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!"
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F*ck chatterwhite