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Edited by PrideOfTheCore: 11/17/2014 5:33:40 PM
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We the Warlocks(Inspired by Dahson Wood and BraverLawyer14)

Everyone's most trusted and relied class, when your doing hard mode and everyone's down, you rely on him/her to carry you through. The only class that has ranged melee, a rebirth system, and the strongest abilities of all time. Let me tell you peonic nooblets of the Titan and Hunter race, [b]WE ARE THE MASTER RACE![/b] [b]How are the warlock's the master race?[/b] -Once as a Titan, I felt my class was superior due to the massive amount of damage I could tolerate. As I began to progress through the game, inside the PvP arena or out in the PvE realm, I began to realize that I was the minority. Every raid, every strike, every crucible match, there they were. They bashed me from afar. Resurrected after I shigened E'd them in the head(Pre and Post Nerf), and they wouldn't go down. In the raid, when a supplicant would kill me and a fellow hunter, we could not instantly revive themselves. However, when a supplicant would kill me and a fellow warlock, the warlock was up on his/her feet in a mere few seconds. [b]Why you should be a conformist?[/b] -You begin to realize the uselessness of your class, rather quickly in the post game. No one desires a hunter, nor a titan, especially in hard mode. Why? The Titan can be instantly killed within his/her little bubble shield by a renegade supplicant, or get 1 shot by a Vex Hobgoblin. A Hunter, I can not even express words for. This class is sub-human and beyond my grasp of any purpose in life. A Hunter is extremely weak, useless in PvE, it can't take a hit. You may try to dominate in PvP, but then again, a Warlock could resurrect and could shot gun you instantly. As a warlock, you receive instant benefits, especially those in matchmaking, such as Raids and Heroic/Nightfall runs. You receive abilities that can blast foes from afar, such as ranged melee and bomb attacks! As stated before, you can solo your own, especially with the ability to come back from the dead. A warlock is viewed with respect, a strong, powerful class that only those who take pride in the ubermensch. [b]Why should you listen to me?[/b] -As a titan who succumbed to conformism, you should trust my post over those two fools babbling on about how the Titan and Hunter have a place in the game. You should try the other classes out, just as I have, and you will realize the Warlock is the ubermensch! If you rank social status in destiny, and population size, you will always see Warlock and Titan. The Hunter is not wanted in this society, it is clearly sub-human, weak, and used by simple minded people. The people in the raids or strikes that die from stupidity, is always the Hunter. Even if you get teleported by atheon, and the Hunter has a shield, be prepared to wipe. The Hunter holding the shield is a weak sub-human class, but the person behind it, well you'll learn soon enough. [b] THE WARLOCK IS THE UBERMENSCH! [/b]

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