"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!" This is me ^^^^ all the time :D I find myself saying, when I go down, 'I'm down, make sure you don't die', as if it will be their fault if we fail despite it being me who went down first. A few daft ones: 'Why is (insert enemy) shooting my dead body?' 'F***, his shield just isn't coming off' 'I want one of those Hobgoblin fusion rifles!' 'Sh**, sh**, sh** I need some cover!' 'How did he get me from THERE?!' (crucible) 'Lucky bas****, he KNOWS he was lucky there' 'He just teleported away from my grenade' 'Sh**, I'm about to go down here guys' (backing up as a Praetorian teleports closer and closer towards me) 'Ohhh FFS, I've been kicked, invite me back in please?' 'Yes, levelled up my VG/Cryptarch, purple package........OH COME OHHHN, BLUES AGAIN?!' Wow, just realised how much I swear!