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Edited by LobsterPocket:
11/17/2014 8:13:55 PM
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-All Male characters have been changed to Female.
-Exo characters now have to buy 'Oil' item from Xur for 2 SC to operate correctly.
-Awoken tan lotion available from Eva for 5000 Glimmer to change shade of blue to varying shades of green and purple.
-Chryptarch has removed his robe to reveal his sweet tattoos.
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Awoken will now be asleep after 2 mins of being idle
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Also a new exotic bounty called Traitor It gives you the "Cryptarch PISStol", an exotic hand cannon that looks like a dick. To complete it you have to buy uncommon primary weapon engrams from the cryptarch until you get a rare Hand cannon. Then it puts it in your hands and you shoot the Cryptarch in the crotch. Once you do this you receive your reward. Stats ATTACK: 5 Damage type: Kinetic Rate of Fire: Full auto Stability: 0 Color: Blue Bullet color: white
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still golden.
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lmfao
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Edited by LobsterPocket: 11/18/2014 12:43:49 AMThank yall, maybe I should do this more often
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Ok, these just made me laugh.
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Heh, Master Rhaool needs some tattoos. Make it so.
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git back to werck
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Learn to spell before trying to act cool...
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Actually, I see Lars on a daily basis, so he gets the joke. "git back to werck" is a common term used between coworkers here.
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Edited by Steelholst: 11/18/2014 1:18:06 AMWell then pardon my dust :-)
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Woah cool! Bungie in the wild! Glad you thought they were funny:) I was just having a bit of fun, love the game, keep it up!
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I laughed so hard at all of these.
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I would pay you to do an April Fool's update for Destiny, just as Bungie should.
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Haha, naw, I'd do it for fun. I do graphic design for a living, so let me see if I can cook somthing up by then ;)
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ha! tan lotion
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Would it be Traveler-tan lotion? IDK
