If you were the last human alive on Earth, what would you do?
Edit: Interesting ideas guys, very interesting. Lol
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Hmm I'd fap fap a lot.
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Edited by Pinwheel : 11/19/2014 6:51:48 AMhttp://www.people.com/article/charles-manson-gets-marriage-license-prison?xid=rss-topheadlines Save this article, and fap to it.
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Eat a potato.
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Hmm....go for a swim. Walk..eat. Aquire a pack of wild armadillos to accompany me. Hunt. Fish. Fap with armadillos. The lyfe.
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I'd still just masturbate
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I could progressively steal faster cars until I'm satisfied, then finally learn what's in Area 51. Maybe I will come out with a spaceship, lasers, or super powers. Maybe I will explore space. Maybe I could find a time machine and change the future, or just make test tube babies at donor banks and repopulate the planet. Maybe just blow shit up and raise an army of sexy girls. [spoiler]That I can bang.[/spoiler]
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Die alone. Inevitably.
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A lot of reading.
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Well for one thing, my love life wouldn't change.
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Probably do everything I could do
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Complain about it on Bungie.net
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Wander the earth, sleep. [spoiler]fap[/spoiler]
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 11/18/2014 11:05:58 PMFap Post on Bungie.net Fap some more Realize no one is posting on Bungie.net Realize everyone is kill Go drive to Langley AFB Find F-22 hanger Find how to start it and take off Fly F-22 with song related over radio [spoiler]Die on landing[/spoiler]
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Write a novel
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I couldn't complain about the MCC. Not like I could find matches faster alternatively.
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Finds way into Area 51 Learns about experimental robots Create sexbots and normal robots All of which think I am their messiah and that they are human descendants Have my legions of robots work endlessly on my immortality
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Hahahaha impossible I made sure there'd be at least 24 [spoiler]Hint hint username[/spoiler]
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Burn. E'ry thang.
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First mission find as many drugs as possible, second mission find where Kate Upton and Salma Hayek died third mission is unspeakable
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Repopulate the species by myself.
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Rule all the animals living on earth. And I would ride a bear.
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Fuk if I know.
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I'd have sex with myself and have babies and -blam!- them
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Edited by RamenBoy671: 11/18/2014 7:51:52 AMConstantly remind myself that I am not immortal. Until my death, I'll try my best to be sane... most likely by doing things that would be deemed insane if there were people around... but there would be nobody else but me... so sanity is whatever I want it to be... but am I really not insane just because I tell myself I am not..? Right now I can say I am sane, because the boundaries of sanity is clearcut with other people around... where is the separation of madness and sanity when there is no one else around..? [spoiler]Wow... Being the last human would be tough.[/spoiler]
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Skydiving, rocky mountain climbing, going 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
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Cry myself to sleep each night. When I wake up fly a plane.