*drinks the whole thing in one minute with a tiny coffee straw*
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*melts boot glass while it's in your hands* MWA HAHAHA!
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*Takes the straw, stabs it into the nearest customer's heart, and starts drinking their blood*
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That was a little extreme.
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Actually, that's pretty normal for me
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That customer had AIDs whoops
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GODDAMMIT!!!