Without a fúcking penis!
Am I right?!
What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
[spoiler]I can't belive I blew fifty bucks back there[/spoiler]
I found a genie and wished to not die a virgin
[spoiler]he granted me eternal life[/spoiler]
Why did Timmy cross the road?
[spoiler]to suck dick for crack[/spoiler]
Finished my morning workout...
[spoiler]*clears history*[/spoiler]
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I like my beer like I like my violence [spoiler]Domestic[/spoiler] How do you make a baby cry? [spoiler]Drop it.[/spoiler] How do you make a baby stop crying? [spoiler]Drop it again.[/spoiler] What's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? [spoiler]Her miscarriage.[/spoiler]