Without a fúcking penis!
Am I right?!
What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
[spoiler]I can't belive I blew fifty bucks back there[/spoiler]
I found a genie and wished to not die a virgin
[spoiler]he granted me eternal life[/spoiler]
Why did Timmy cross the road?
[spoiler]to suck dick for crack[/spoiler]
Finished my morning workout...
[spoiler]*clears history*[/spoiler]
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Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.