What is the strangest thing that got a tent in your pants, for girls what's the weirdest thing that you got wet from?
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Dog tears
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swiss cheese with bbq sauce spilt on it
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>I was only 9 years old, I loved Freddy so much. >I had all the merchandise and games. >I'd pray to Freddy every night for the life he allowed me to live. >"Freddy is love. Freddy is life." I'd say >Foxy hears me and calls me a fgt, I call him a pegboy. #Rekt >He sends me to my office and nails my tongue to the desk >I'm crying now, my tongue is bleeding >I feel a chill in the air, it's Freddy. >He interests me with his animatronic face >I want to please Freddy >I spread my butt checks for Freddy >He penetrates me with his animatronic wiener >Foxy walks in >Freddy looks him straight in the eyes >He says, "You ready for Freddy?" >He leaves through my window >Freddy is love Freddy is life -------
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Edited by Jaaake AU: 11/20/2014 4:24:15 PMI saw a drawing of an alien dick and... yeah I don't know. I can't explain it. Maybe I hadn't fapped in a while. Can't remember. Put me in the mood though
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Hentai
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A girls voice, Like I was talking to her on the phone and she wasn't even really talking dirty or anything, her voice was just too sexual
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Not the weirdest...I think I don't know Nothing that I masturbate to is weird to me but looking from society's standpoint, I would have to say that this is pretty weird There's just something about their hard sleek and smooth body That gleaming body and eyeless face The way they move is pretty hot too
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Edited by Im Panther Land: 11/19/2014 2:26:28 AMnot weird but >be me >9th grade earth science >hot girl right in front of me leaning very far over table >grey yoga pants
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Nun porn
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Ron Jeremy.
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2 Girls 1 Cup
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Define: weird
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That's not Ron Jeremy in your pic And some Asian cockroach porn eating and having sex with them
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Look don't judge [spoiler]Step-Sister Nip slip[/spoiler]
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A gore thread on 4chan
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Most of the time in this one computer lab nearby me. I don't even know what causes it.
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Ron Jeremy
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This thread [insert Lenny face]
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My toilet seat
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....i....I don't want to....
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Cheerios
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I won't say.
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I don't know, I don't really get off to anything weird.
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This old pornstar I used to watch. Can't think of his name. He's kinda fat and old now..
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Smells
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PE class