[quote][Created on November 18th, 2014, at 5PM EST] [u][b]If this thread should be found years from the date enscribed up top, then please necrobump to the nearest porch, thank you. Also, the creator of this post is Marty McFly, should the name above be Deleted User.[/b][/u] [i]Hello Floodians, I am currently composing a list of facts that every Floodian should know. If you want to contribute, then DM me a fact and I shall add it to the list. Only one per user please.[/i] 1. The toast/envelope method 60% of the time works 90% of the time [b]-Marty McFly[/b] 2. Always blame Stosh. [i]Always[/i] [b]-Jphn 33[/b] 3. Discordianism is the one true religion. Do not deny it. [b]-EnTreauxPea[/b] 4. ayy lmao [b]-GoatWhisperer[/b] 5. B.old were teh best tiemz! B.next was a painful downgrade, but eh.. You get used to it.. I guess.. [b]-III H1TMaN III[/b] 6. Asking flood for advice is sacrilege and should be only used as a last resort. [b]-Rhino Turkey[/b] 7. DeeJ is Captain Pegboy [b]-JesusOfSurburbia[/b] 8. Porches are hilarious. [b]-Purple Jaime[/b] 9. Lenny is the master of the booty [b]-Scorpion[/b] 10. Cheerios are best cereal. ;3 [b]-BioSmiley[/b] 11. [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page]Bungie Wiki[/url] [b]-Zoob[/b] 12. [url=http://www.niagarahospice.org/content/images/Special%20Events/meat.jpg]JOHN[/url] [url=http://robertmannblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/top.gif]CENA[/url] [b]-The whole damned forum[/b] 13. A meter will hit earth in the futer [b]-Mr Skeltal[/b] 14. Modern feminism is stoopid [b]-Thankful RJ956[/b] 15. We are all achronos alts [b]-StudyOfWumbo[/b] 16. You lied to me [b]-Tacticool Badger[/b] 17. *roleplay* is all too common... [b]-anarchy125[/b] 18. Try Xbox.com [b]-Foudre Fondue[/b] 19. Every post is a shit post, no exceptions [b]-addiegoble[/b] 20. Sipping toilets is reserved for CoastalSet and An Alt [b]-An Alt[/b] 21. [i]21[/i] [b]-Dat vine kiddo[/b] 22. Beware the alts. [b]-Shpip[/b] 23. Darude Sandstorm [b]-WARJET[/b] 24. LTazer is the classiest guy around. [b]-LTazer[/b] 25. Facts 20 and 24 are opinions [b]-Marty McFly[/b] 26. Flags on trucks are fun. [b]-Doug[/b] 27. Spongebob is our Lord and Savior. [b]-TheFlyingNarwhal[/b] 28. Porch Day [b]-TheThankfulGrunt[/b] 29. When you open up #gaming there is a 60% chance that 90% of the page is VoGifyed [b]-Hydrazard561[/b] 30. [b]Never[/b] talk about the flood [b]-PerilousTurkey[/b] 31. Talos is the floodian god [b]-Thankful Ebola[/b] 32. Marty is the life of Bungie [b]-Batman[/b] 33. Licking doorknobs is illegal on alien planets. Your punishment will be the removal of your ass by a device called an "Ayy" [b]-Tilted the Wolf[/b] 34. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]-All the Floodian Perverts[/b] 35. You're a fig [b]-Sky the Pilgrim[/b] 36. I created truck/flag day [b]-Xboxdotcom[/b] 37. You must know tha-*gets sniped* [b]-Archon[/b] 38. o______________o is your daddy [b]-Blonic[/b] 39. Elise is Jester's grill [b]-Jester[/b] 40. Cops are evil and Weed is love [b]-Camnator[/b] 41. *Gurgles excitedly* [b]-Fartmonkey[/b] 42. There is no rule 42 [b]-Baldbeard76[/b] 43. [b][You must have Bungie® Premium Second Class Membership to view this rule][/b] [b]-FeelGoodCEO[/b] 44. Horse vag is best vag. Never forget that [b]-Engrapadora[/b] 45. ifarted69 [b]-Plasma Eagle[/b] 46. PRAISE THE SUN! [b]-The Juice Box[/b] 47. There will always be a religious "debate" thread [b]Devius Dios[/b] 48. Recon banned himself once *twice [b]-Atticus[/b] 49. What happens in the Flood, stays in the Flood [b]-Jocus[/b] 50. Shishka is still a peg boy [b]-Hey Im Swat[/b] 51. The heavy is a spy [b]-APEACFULFLOWER[/b] 52. If this is your first night in Off Topic, then you have to shitpost [b]-Bardock[/b] 69. [b]-The Flood[/b] ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　　　　　　 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ[/quote]