So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
You forgot Supers dude.
You're not allowed to use Arc Blade cuz it has too much range and people can just spam melee
You're not allowed to use Golden Gun cuz yet again it has too much range and its "not fair" to get one hit kills
You're not allowed to use Nova Bomb cuz it's a panic button and there's no way to kill them while using it
You're not allowed to use Radiance cuz they can just kill you with melee right after they revive or they can toss "unlimited" grenades
You're not allowed to use Ward of Dawn cuz you're a coward if you do, and yet again, it is "not fair" to control one area of the map
You're not allowed to use Fist of Havoc cuz, yet again, it is a panic button and is too hard to kill them while using it
...oh wait, so if every Super needs a nerf....
*drum roll*
THEN NONE OF THEM NEED A NERF!!!!
*mind blown*
Thank you thank you, yes i know, i am a genius. Oh? Whats this!? A nobel peace prize? Why thank you, Obama, Kim Jung Un, and ISIS. I'm glad we can all agree on something...
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