You must use an auto rifle, it must be blue, you must carry a shotgun, but never use it, you must carry a rocket launcher, but never use it. The elite eschew these things.
Your auto rifle must be plain and ordinary and no different than anyone else's.
If your enemy is wounded you must not engage, wait until their shield is at full.
Approach from the front, never crouch or jump or blink, they are OP.
Remain outside of shotgun range, ADS and fire.
The winner is clearly better.
If you lose in 2v1 it is fair because 'get gud brah'.
If I lose in 2v1 it is unfair because they did not follow the rules.
If you win in 2v1 your weapon is OP and your a scrub because everyone knows the solo has the advantage.
If I win in 2v1 I am the teabag god.
The only fair fight in a 6v6 match is 1v1 with full health and shields and the Titan should always win.
Hunters are OP because they can kill Titans
Warlocks are OP because they can kill Titans
If two Titans fight the higher level Titan should win.
If two Titans are the same level the winner has an OP gun.
If two Titans are the same level with the same weapons and the same upgrades in a fair fight.
My Titan should win because MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Unless I'm a Warlock because Magic is just better
Unless I'm a Hunter cuz Hunters got skillz
Tactics, Strategy, Talent, Timing, Hand Eye Co-ordination are OP
Because it is only a game and not the real world
And if you don't get it yer a scrub so get gud and be on my fireteam or just quit playing and raid with me and Subject: Play Destiny! and I am too busy being awesome to actually communicate the plan. Because my thoughts are the voice of god on the wind and if you don't get it get gud brah.
Because we are all in this together.
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Oh but if that blue AR is a Shingen-E with Counterbalance and/or Fitted Stock you can go to hell.
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Ah yes of course, auto rifles must not be stable. unless its mine.
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Sooooo I should use the hex caster then??
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*3 gold stars + 5 vanguard marks +25 glimmer And... That's it. Absolutely nothing else goes with that reward. Ever.
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If I clap is that OP and what about replying to your comment is it to late for me to not be OP
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Can someone please send me a Xbox live trial code please, destiny is getting really dull now that mine expired, I will help with vault of glass or strikes....... just some one please help.
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Edited by FingerLickr: 11/22/2014 7:56:32 PMJust. Awesome! Thumbs up. Or is that OP?
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You forgot My arc blade killed you, learn how to jump. Your fist of havoc killed my arc blade. OP
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Bowl of lettuce for this head uhz, NoW.
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This...I like this.
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Best answer ever. You can haz all my internets.
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you are amazing I would love to start following your posts lol
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I can officially stop reading the forums because of this response.
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i logged in just to like this status.
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First off, I completely understand the humor in this, but then I realize that there are people who think like this, and a majority of crucible players have at least a couple of these mannerisms and it's like...my god..... crucible players are just....The worst
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This. Fact. Yes.
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hahahahaha!... speaking as an OP Hunter who sucks at both Crucible AND IB.... I thought the post was hilarious... damn... 2 hours into soloing the Weekly... damn arc.... enjoy!
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Blink is the one thing I still think is OP. I'm over the talentless arc blade, and the rest aren't that bad.
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This...this is epic. Lol