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Edited by Dabsta:
12/18/2014 10:27:04 PM
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What am I allowed to play with?
So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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19 RepliesYou must use an auto rifle, it must be blue, you must carry a shotgun, but never use it, you must carry a rocket launcher, but never use it. The elite eschew these things. Your auto rifle must be plain and ordinary and no different than anyone else's. If your enemy is wounded you must not engage, wait until their shield is at full. Approach from the front, never crouch or jump or blink, they are OP. Remain outside of shotgun range, ADS and fire. The winner is clearly better. If you lose in 2v1 it is fair because 'get gud brah'. If I lose in 2v1 it is unfair because they did not follow the rules. If you win in 2v1 your weapon is OP and your a scrub because everyone knows the solo has the advantage. If I win in 2v1 I am the teabag god. The only fair fight in a 6v6 match is 1v1 with full health and shields and the Titan should always win. Hunters are OP because they can kill Titans Warlocks are OP because they can kill Titans If two Titans fight the higher level Titan should win. If two Titans are the same level the winner has an OP gun. If two Titans are the same level with the same weapons and the same upgrades in a fair fight. My Titan should win because MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Unless I'm a Warlock because Magic is just better Unless I'm a Hunter cuz Hunters got skillz Tactics, Strategy, Talent, Timing, Hand Eye Co-ordination are OP Because it is only a game and not the real world And if you don't get it yer a scrub so get gud and be on my fireteam or just quit playing and raid with me and Subject: Play Destiny! and I am too busy being awesome to actually communicate the plan. Because my thoughts are the voice of god on the wind and if you don't get it get gud brah. Because we are all in this together.
