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Edited by The Real Hambone: 11/20/2014 6:06:17 AM
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She said whaaaat?!!

I know our better halves can get pretty feisty at times so I'm curious as to what's the meanest thing your wife has ever said to you? I plan on sharing some of the responses on the DoD podcast so just make sure to keep the language PG. If you want to share but you want to remain anonymous feel free to PM me and let me know. Otherwise don't hold back boys. Let it all hang out!! Follow me on the twitter for updates and more funny topics. @hambodini
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  • Edited by frahny: 11/23/2014 1:18:28 AM
    @hambodini I'm going to flip the script on this post. A few years back my wife was harping on me to get up on the times and get a Facebook account. I blew her off for a week or so, until one day I was tired of her asking so I gave her the ok to set one up for me. (Here is were it gets good) Since I had not gotten into fb she handled all of my friend request and messages. A few days in a row she had asked "who is this?" "Who is she?" Did you date her? Or better yet did you sleep with her? Lol you can see where this is going... Well, a man can only take so much. After about the fifth "you dated and/or slept with her?" I got to be a little on edge. Finally she asked one last time Wifey- "did you date her?" Me- "yup" Wife- "wow! I seriously feel good about myself!" Me- "why do you say that?" Wifey- "because I'm literally the hottest girl you have ever dated" Me- "that is true, but your far from the hottest I have ever banged" Silence.... Wifey- (with a smile) "you're such a jerk" Me- can we be done with this now:) ...."drops mic"

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