[quote]Example: Explosions Explosions [spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler][/quote] A dumbass becomes the luckiest mother -blam!-er and meets a bunch of celebrities and his best bud dies in the war. He goes shrimping with his legless friend and after a lifetime in the friend zone he finally gets it on with his crush and gets her pregnant and gives her aids and the same time and she dies. The end