Well to be honest you post was pretty long so I just kind of sloped the Q and here's the A: Yourself and any friends whom give you permission. That bit is important, you have to get their permission first otherwise they get pretty upset when they wake up in the middle of the night and you have your hand down their trousers. Just remember no one, not even RNGesus can tell you that you can't play with yourself, that's your willy do what you want with it! This message brought to you by the Commission of Ornithologist Campaigning Kansas for Better Ultraviolet Radiation Networks. [spoiler]C.O.C.K.B.U.R.N. Is a registered trademarks of Honda •__• [/spoiler]