The -blam!-er that wrote this response to the post that you are reading right now. This response. THIS RESPONSE AND THIS RESPONDER, GODDAMNIT. Nevermind, no one can read anymore...[spoiler]DANGER ZONE!![/spoiler]
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Highway to the DANGER ZONE! Gonna take a ride into the DANGER ZONE!
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Even Putin likes to head to the Danger Zone. *Pours vodka for the both of us*
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*Violently grabs both cups and drinks them* Aha tovarishch I knew I could count on you aha!
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Goddamnit, Putin, what the hell? We were suppose the play a drinking game.
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*slams table* More!
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No, Putin, go to bed - you've had enough. Better yet, give me beautiful Russian women that I can take...[spoiler]into the Danger Zone.[/spoiler]
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Well tovarishch I have some sexy Crimea woman, you want et ya? aha!
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Deal, Putin! *Pours enough shots of vodka that it could kill a small family* Bring on the women.
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*Pats your shoulder* You.... YOU are a real tovarishch! *hands key to back room* Okay try not to fck ze beetches to much ya?!
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Putin, I've got a good feeling about you. You are the Burt Reynolds of pals. Which woman do you suggest for the best of times, comrade?!
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Well you hate me, but I like your name.
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Haha, oh no, no, no... I was talking about my self. That's what happens when I start to become sober. And thank you!!
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Oh lol.