So, there was an accident at work and my tailbone is now at a 90 degree angle. I thought you'd all like to laugh about how I broke my ass. Hopefully that cheers you up today.
[spoiler]What really happened is Squiggy was messing with my chair and kicked it out from under me as I went to sit.[/spoiler]
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This is why I like being fat. Fall on my ass? Instant cushion.