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11/25/2014 6:22:06 PM
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The Stranger and The Speaker actually take the time to explain stuff to Randal. Not that he needs any explanations.
His tears could cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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I heard Randal is the one who broke the traveler.
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Randal doesn't teleport, planets willingly rotate themselves to wherever he needs to go.
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I see the theme now.
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Randal once threw a grenade and killed 30 guardians... Then the grenade exploded. [spoiler]Is he the next Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
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I am indeed the reincarnation of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can walk on water but Randal can swim on land. After Randal flexed and scared Atheon off the cliff he jumped off, after him. It was a 37 second drop--at the bottom he found 3 secret chests and was the guest of honor at a pizza party that was hosted by Kabr.
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So that's why no one can seem to find those chests. [spoiler]made me lol[/spoiler]
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The Traveler is always silent because Randal is listening. He told that bitch to stfu or be dead, Randal stands by his word.
