This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Destiny awaits us back at my place.
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"Hey baby, if you're nice i'll let you touch my ghorn"
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Edited by Seraphim Knight: 1/7/2015 12:44:50 AMI can't believe I soloed your Crota's end .... Normally we have to have a 6 man fireteam
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You up for a three man fireteam?
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Girl, I'll be your swagga swingin swordbearer if you'd be the gatekeeper to my heart! (Do know I never use pick up lines. My fiance picked me up by 'having her towel rack break' and having me come fix it, greeting me in tiny pink plush shorts.)
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I could tell you a pick up line!
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Are those pants purple? Cauze dat azz is legendary!
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Hey Baby, don't take me for some dreg off the street. I'm the captain of your dreams, lifting you up whenever you've fallen.
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If I were Crota. You'll be my gjallahorn... (Takes a knee)
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Your pants must be purple cause that ass is legendary.
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Invite: Play Destiny! Bounty: Hole in the Wall Need Help!
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Can I solo the VoA later? [spoiler]you know what the means[/spoiler] Maybe then we could 2 man it
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Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away
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May I descend into your Hellmouth?
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Edited by MembraneChicken: 11/26/2014 5:11:53 PMThere's a strange coin vibrating gently in my hand. Let's see if we can find a place to hide it...
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Damn girl is your dad a captain? Coz I be fallen for that ass
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*pulls out maxed out Gjallarhorn*
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Hey girl, Phogoth isn't the only untamed one eyed monster around here...
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I bet if I open up your chest, I'd find some exotics. I tried.
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(Sigh) I need scans of your area, I'm willing to pay
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I got 20 bucks to download your content
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Can't I just stay here with you... you murderous robot
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Edited by Pwinfry: 1/6/2015 11:48:38 PM
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Me:GET IN VAN!!!! Awoken Queen:Why? ME:I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain
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Edited by JM4lN: 1/6/2015 11:24:14 PMGirl, are you related to Lord Saladin cause I have an Iron Boner!!!
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Suck my Cabals [spoiler]best I could do [/spoiler]