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Edited by Khârn the Betrayer: 11/26/2014 4:06:06 AM
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I am so pissed, this needs to be done now:

No shat Shirley Rock!

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Absolutely not an option to ignore!

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Bungie don't you dare exclude this!

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Randal be swole

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I disagree

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agreed

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+100 interwebs

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Randal "The Animal" Vandal promoted to the Kell of Terror: This Fallen has earned the respect of Guardians worldwide, he has stomped out more light than Crota himself and has soaked more bullets than Aksor. Randal holds his cave down like nobody else has and in my immeasurable opinion, earned the right to be a Kell. As the unifying voice of public and popular opinion, I request... Nay, demand! That Randal is immediately promoted and is granted the title: Terror of Old Russia. He must extend his reach and area of appearance, no, not as an event but as a roaming raid boss who darkens the skies above the area he enters in. Our ghosts must yell at us to run, for terror has arrived and our dear Kell, Randal "The Animal" Vandal: Terror of Old Russia, must show no mercy! He should do full laps around the cosmodrome with an entourage of Vandals riding Pikes. He must be twice as tough as a Kell on Randal's special steroid serum and if need be, ride a walker as a mount! Bungie, this is no longer a request, this is your next patch. Do not let your legion of fans down, give us hell, give us the Kell, Randal. Guardians, unite behind this sole cause and push for it! Forget about your pvp or story woes, forget about your weapon buffs, forget about it and help give Randal the station he deserves. Ps. The only reward we should get from him is a grimoire card of legendary importance. Also, it's perfectly acceptable to use any existing Kell model and make him larger in scale with a smaller crit zone, not that it mattered, Randal took more shots to the face than most people's m... That's probably a good point to stop at. Edit: Instead of the sky going dark when he strolls down his block, it should turn blood red, cause it's the end for us all!

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  • Edited by Solemn Sentinel: 11/25/2014 7:09:00 PM
    Randal the Vandal has been one of the greatest enemies the City has ever faced, but the poor guy is just stuck sitting by his cave, watching the Forgotten Shore night and day without any rest. The least they can do is give that guy his own thrown to sit on and so his can give his legs a rest. Maybe even pimp out his shank with gold plating and a solar shield.

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