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11/30/2014 3:37:23 PM
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I'VE BEEN ON THE TOILET FOR AN HOUR
I CAN'T STOP POOPING AND I HAVEN'T RUN OUT AND IT'S BEEN AN HOUR
I HAVE SURRENDERED TO MY SPHINCTER AND I HAVE BOWED TO MY ANUS
OH GOD THE BOWL IS FULL AND MY POOP IS TICKLING MY ANUS
I CAN FEEL MY BOWELS PREPARING FOR ME MY GRAND FINALE
I HOPE I DIE THIS WAY I WILL BE A GOD AMONGST MEN
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Flush Release Flush Release When done don't use toilet paper (save the trees) lick it all off
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Someone clearly doesn't know how to shit correctly. Take a poop, wipe, flush, repeat. It keeps the bowl from getting scary
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Hhahahhahahahahahahahhaa
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1 ReplyI swear since this has been posted I see it everytime I take a shit
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All part of the thanksgiving experience... If you're a -blam!-ing glutton who doesn't know when to stop eating :^) [spoiler]Happened to me too though, I'm no better lol.[/spoiler]
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Play Clubbed to Death from the Matrix. It makes you feel like you're taking a shit to save the universe.
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At least it isnt 2hrs
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What did you eat? I've been taking Chinese herbs but damn my bowels are lazy.
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UNLEASH THOSE DEMONS!!!!
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1 ReplyAlltime fav forum post5 satrs
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Why didn't you flush back when it was half full? It's gonna clog dumbass. [spoiler]Jk luv u[/spoiler]
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Relevant.
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2 Replies"Kill yourself." - Verbatim
