[quote]Destiny is a [b]previous[/b] generation first person shooter [b]role playing game with minimal massively multiplayer online capability and [/b]featuring a [b]precedented[/b] combination of cinematic [b]and card[/b] storytelling, cooperative, competitive, and public gameplay [b]that is all the same[/b], and [b]a few inpersonal[/b] activities that are woven into an [b]unexpansive, unpersistent, and completely[/b] online world. Venture out alone or join up with friends[b] to do the same thing over and over again for little to no rewards in a closed off world with little communication in game[/b]. The choice [b]isn't[/b] yours.
Personalize and upgrade [b]a few[/b] aspects of how you look and fight with a [b]extremely limited [/b]combination of armor, weapons, and visual customizations [b]only to be kicked off the server by our incompetence[/b]. Take your upgraded character into every mode, including campaign, cooperative, social, public, and competitive multiplayer, [b]unless you don't have a connection to the internet or a upgraded membership with PlayStation Network or Xbox Live or 6 players to complete a raid on your choice of system.[/b]
Explore [b]some of the[/b] ancient ruins of our solar system, from the [b]redish[/b] dunes of [b]Mars's backside[/b] to the [b]some what[/b] lush jungles of [b]Venus's only city, that are both completely infested with robots and aliens, in our restricted maps, which you won't be able to look at in game for any reason[/b]. [b]Fight our RNG system[/b] and wield incredible weapons and powers [b]that will eventually get toned down for their popularity rather then being over powered[/b], to defeat your enemies [b]most of the time[/b]. Reclaim all that we have lost,[b] after we sell you our over priced expansions that have content that is already on the disk but locked[/b].
Become [b]a Legendary Farmer[/b].[/quote]
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This is just so...spot on.
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Isn't this the truth
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It is called satire.....but you know....that would make it partly true....so...yeah...might want to recheck there buddy...
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Legendary farmer, lol
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LMAO! Nice!
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Yeah that's what I thought.
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Outstanding
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This is the factual description of Destiny. Well said sir.
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thankyou, it is based off of the description that both Microsoft and sony endorse...thought I would give it a bit more flavor.
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Well done.
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thanks, I try...
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That's pure gold! Lololol
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I did the impossible; I made it twice as long and fifteen times more accurate.
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And I love it! Still got me chuckling
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I just made[url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/81640559] a post[/url]
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We should show it to the world....
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[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ5BpeHVTWY]lol...sounds about right....[/url]
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Lmao!
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oh no guardian down. I get you up! Oh man 30 second respawn timer!?! ... OK, lets get you up....WHAT!?! Why can't I revive you? well, looks like you have to leave and come back... ... Why did you respawn dead? and there is a 30 second respawn timer? great... ... Still can't revive you dude....guess you will have to wait till we get to a check point.