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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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1 ReplyMy brother and I do this all the time and try to say it loud enough for other people to hear while we're about to take off: *Looks out window* "We aren't going fast enough." Cracks me up every time.
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1 Reply"Sorry passengers, we are wumboing back to wumboport to refill our wumbotanks. Please remain seated in your wumboseats until further notice."
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Attention passeng blam *see a guy holding a gun and a bomb*
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"Attention passengers the runway that we need to land on is cover in slippery ice"
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1 Reply"Fox, get this guy off me!"
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"I have had it with these mother-blam!-in' snakes on this mother-blam!-in' plane!"
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2 RepliesI wonder if I can do a flip.
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My Jambo jet flys cheerfully
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1 Reply"We're experiencing some [i]minor [/i]turbulence" *lifted out of seat*
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Edited by Crane Matter: 12/4/2014 9:06:22 PMSomeone sitting next to a window,"huh, I wonder why the smoke coming from the engines is so much darker than the contrails you see from the ground, weird." [overcom]: "if there is a doctor on the plane, could you please report to the pilot's cabin please" "Passengers, if you are sitting on the right side near a window be sure to wave to the fighter pilot that decided to escort our flight today"
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Crying f[i]u[/i]cking babies
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" I found the sources of the ticking noise, it was a pipe bomb. Yaaaaaaa"
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2 RepliesSilence. Seriously... that's when you know things are bad. No updates, no noises, nothing.
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2 Replies"What do you mean that was the self-destuct button?"
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1 ReplyWhat building ?
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4 RepliesIf you don't stop that baby screaming I swear to god I will crash this plane into the sea!
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I'll lose these tie fighters through the next mountain pass.....
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"Im fired of these mother-blam!-ing snakes on this mother-blam!-ing plane!"
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No one move we have box cutters
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1 Replycoming from the cabin: "Taking control of this form."
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What's that red light mean?
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2 Replies"We've got jackals in the courtyard!"
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2 Replies"MAC Rounds? In Atmosphere?"
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/my existence
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Lost one of our wings. Time to do the shark.
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I dont want to see this.
