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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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"Shit, I dropped the det- uh I mean my phone"
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Somebody better get these motherf--king snakes, off this motherf--king plane!
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Ladies and gentlemen, there is absolutely no reason to panic.
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1 Reply"My god we're missing a Falange!" "What the hell do we do Phoebe?!"
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2 Replies"Do a barrel roll!" "Ha. I'm no pilot." "I have explosives in my pants and there is nowhere for you to hide ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Now if you look strait ahead you will see the twin towers." "Ever 20 minutes someone will be killed." "There are snakes on the plane." "Hey, look at the bird..... ummm.... there goes the engine." "When was the last time we got fuel?" "Parachuting lessons." "There was a wing there a second ago..."
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Edited by Aw Heck: 12/3/2014 8:08:30 AMWhenever I get on a plane, right before takeoff I say " I hope I don't throw up this time" loud enough so most of the people around me can hear it. It's pretty funny!
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"Uhh is my window supposed to be open?"
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"How are we flying a plane with no wings?!"
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1 Reply"Ahhhlalalalalalalalalalalala"-from the Muslim sitting behind you
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Farting sounds.
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" Is the bomb ready to go"
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"What does this button do?" "Isn't the 'E' on the fuel gauge stands for 'Enough'?" "Why's that F-22 pilot keep yelling 'Fox 2'? We're screening Penguins of Madagascar today" "This flight is sooooo boring, let's start a Macarena line"
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1 ReplyI landed in San Diego (the hardest airport in the US to land) and over the intercom the copilot said "everyone please have a round of applause for our pilots first SUCCESSFUL landing" all I could think wad what the -blam!- man
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Aye gurl, want som fuk ?
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3 RepliesEven if this is a parody, "I'm so angry I could explode!"
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A f[i]u[/i]cking crying baby and they're on every f[i]u[/i]cking plane
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2 Replies"Sir, please get off the plane before we call security, the seats are full and you don't have a passage"
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3 Replies
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Do we have a spare flight stick?
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1 Reply"DIE INFIDELS! ALLUH AHKBAR!!!!"
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"Where's the bomb?"
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Snakes
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"This is the bomb"
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Was that a snake?
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1 Reply"Ladies and gentlemen, this isn't your captain speaking" "It's getting a bit stuffy in here so I'm just about to crack open a window." "I wonder if this plane will fit between those buildings..." "And if you look to the left in a couple of minutes, you'll see me!"
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"Anybody else know how to fly this thing? No? I'll wing it." "You can only tie the record for low flight." "Shock and awe, baby."
