But you get to choose any condiment jar, container, etc. for your ashes to be placed in. What choose?
I choose pickle jar. Nobody will be able to open that shit
EDIT: Our savior Helix has brought us his words of wisdom!
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I wanna be put into one of the grated parmesan cheese containers so people can eat me on everything. Or so some unfortunate bloke eats me on accident. I'll have to include that in my will. I want people to have one last taste of me to remember me by. Preferably on pizza. In memory.