But you get to choose any condiment jar, container, etc. for your ashes to be placed in. What choose?
I choose pickle jar. Nobody will be able to open that shit
EDIT: Our savior Helix has brought us his words of wisdom!
http://askhelixfossil.com/#x0mouf
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A coffin and have me put into a hole but not buried. And leave the coffin half open so people who walk by will be freaking out that someone dug up a dead body