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Edited by JayJ9Nine: 12/5/2014 8:03:26 PM
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Share a bad doctor visit.

Waiting at the dermatologist right now and I forgot that skin issues are often problems with the more.. elderly so I'm in a waiting room with a ton of old people. Been 50 minutes. Not sure how much longer I'll have to wait. Share a bad doctors visit you once had though! Example. I was in for a proctology exam and asked where to put my pants. 'Over there by mine', was not the answer I was expecting. Edit: after 80 minutes of waiting doctor came in, looked at my skin for maybe 3 minutes and apparently that's all. The nurse said I'd have to strip down for a more in depth look but didn't happen. Go figure.

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  • >be me >go to doctor >doctor's a hot blonde, maybe mid 20's >go in for peinus inspection >I walk in to room >Doctor gives me a sexy look and says "hey" sexily >sits on seat thing >oi coont oi need a lil checkup! >Doctor pulls down pants >looks at boner >male doctor comes in >hot doctor walks out >male doctor takes off masks revealing him to be shrek >my boner gets so hard that it bleeds >gets shreked >die of onion seamen overflow RIP in peice

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