Star Wars episode 2: Young darth vader still sucking obi wans wang. Fall in love with paddy. Assassin tries to kill her. Assassin killed by Wobbuffet. Wobbuffet make army of other wobbuffets. Army legality debatable. Padme kidnapped by horny aliens, robbits, and Saruman. Teen vader and obi and paddy in gladiator bug arena get räped by horny alien animals. Wobbuffet army and jedies fly in. SWOOSH! Wobbuffets and jedies battle robbits. They fly away. SWOOSH! Old Kermit battles Saruman with old people talk. (2 hours later) Saruman flies away. SWOOSH! Old Kermit feels Vader. Teen Vader marries paddy. The end.